Friday, October 19, 2012

5 Reasons to Drown Yourself in Halloween Candy

5.  The presidential debates.

4.   Global warming.

3.   The economy.

2.   You're easily annoyed.

1.  The anthology that solicited your short story rejected your submission.



What are your reasons, gentle reader, and your candy of choice?




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8 comments:

  1. Pasadena AdjacentOctober 19, 2012 at 12:40 PM

    I like Carver Carmels. I also like butter finger bars

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  2. MargaretOctober 19, 2012 at 5:11 PM

    1. Bickering offspring. 2. Too many papers to grade. 3. No time to write. In case of such frustrations, eat chocolate. I'm pretty easy about the chocolate. Basically any chocolate will do.

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  3. AnonymousOctober 19, 2012 at 6:42 PM

    Because I've got taste, I'll steer clear of candy corn and whatever anthology it was that rejected your story.

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  4. Pasadena AdjacentOctober 20, 2012 at 10:22 AM

    The anthology that solicited your short story rejected your submission........

    I'm sorry to hear this

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  5. DesireeOctober 20, 2012 at 3:12 PM

    My public understands!

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  6. Petrea BurchardOctober 20, 2012 at 10:03 PM

    Your public understands. I'm biting my nails over a similar possibility. Hand me the candy corn.

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  7. BecOctober 22, 2012 at 7:27 AM

    1. The whining kids at home. 2. The whining college students at work. 3. Because I'm pregnant. Mini 3 Musketeers or Milky Way or peanut m & ms

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  8. DesireeOctober 22, 2012 at 10:43 AM

    P: I wish you better luck than me, and look forward to the details.
    B: I've never figured out which is MORE annoying--my kids acting like entitled college kids, or entitled college kids acting like they're clueless kids. Congratulations on the pregnancy--good heavens your plate is full--I shall join you in peanut M &Ms in solidarity!

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