by Sonja Nikolay
Live lizard; dead lizard
Marinated; fried.
Poached lizard, pickled lizard
Salty lizard hide.
Hot lizard, cold lizard
Lizard over ice.
Baked lizard, boiled lizard
Lizard served with spice.
Sweet lizard, sour lizard
Smoked lizard heart.
Leg of lizard, loin of lizard
Lizard a la carte.
Which reminds me, I've got to get shopping for dinner.
4 months ago
Smart lizard, dumb lizard
ReplyDeleteWhich one are you?
Creamed lizard, steamed lizard
(Don't eat the fondue.)
Fried lizard, dyed lizard
ReplyDeleteLizard ala king
Dried lizard, tried lizard
Just not my thing.
Not on goat, not a train,
ReplyDeleteNot in the sunshine, not in the rain.
I will not eat your lizard.
I will not eat it now.
I will not eat your lizard.
I'd rather have cow.
Who are these witches U talkin' bout?
ReplyDeleteAnyones we should know? Just wanna know who 2 avoid eating de homecooking from around here.
AH--Clearly, you are a trend setter on the scale of Madonna--
ReplyDeleteLadies--the three of you are sooo funny! Hysterical!
CP--Dunno, but I'd definitely pass on the lizard course
Make mine lizard chutney, please.
ReplyDeleteCaffè lizard
ReplyDeletePizza lizard
Anna lizaRD (my last three exgirlfriend had this name, isn't magic enough?!?!?) :D
I see lizard in the sun
ReplyDeleteI prefer lizard on the run
I am not a pteradactyl
Eating lizard ain't practical
Pio-quite the gourmande!
ReplyDeleteI-3 Annas or 3 lizards?
P-funny!
And for all you brave eaters, something by Ogden Nash:
A gourmet once challenged me to eat
A tiny bit of rattlesnake meat
Remarking, "Don't look horror stricken,
You'll find it tastes a lot like chicken."
It did.
Now chicken I cannot eat
Because it tastes like rattlesnake meat.
The lizard poem sounds like something we'd say while jumping rope, double dutch.
ReplyDeleteCiao, three Annas.
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