Certified EOE--
an equal opportunity eater.
Taking the neurosis out of food, one meal at a time.
Tuesday, September 4, 2012
Monologue
Stage direction:
Lanky 17-year-old male scooping more ice cream into bowl, speaking to weight-obsessed mother.
"Can you imagine having to be on a diet? That must be miserable."
I say you bicker with him. Even if he doesn't bicker back.
ReplyDeleteThat's right, cuz we all need more conflict with our ice cream---
ReplyDeleteI hope you signed him up for hormone shots.
ReplyDeleteHeh heh heh--
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